Sunday, August 31, 2008

wait

how ya doin lil mama
lemme whisper in ya ear
tell ya somethin ya might like to hear
ya got a sexy ass body
and yur hairs looks soft
mind if i touch it and see if its soft

good song.
perverted as fuck.
but i love it . =]

man,
i havent blogged in days.
but work has drained everything from me.
sorry.
anyways.
onto business.

so.
Do You Know.
its the new Jessica Simpson CD.
let it be known,
im not the biggest jessica simpson fan.
he voice kinna bugs me.
BUT
country is what she shouldve been doing from the beginning.
her new cd doesnt completely suck.
if you like jessica and you like country,
youll LOVE this cd.
if it had been any other woman singing these songs,
it wouldve been a cd i wouldve liked.
but it wasnt.
her voice is just a little too whiny for me.

on another note,
paramore's tour is coming to an end.
very sad.
but im excited that they get to go back into the studio
and start working on another album
that will im sure be even better than their first 2. =]
heres a video of crushcrushcrush from when they were in costa mesa.


peace!

Sunday, August 24, 2008

coming home

it just ended on POWER 106.
haha.
catchy song.

anyways,
i didnt write yesterday.
long day.
shall i share? of course.
so i went with 2 butch lesbians,
who we'll call sally and jane.
it was fine for the first half,
until they decided to go to a sex shop.
now im not a prude,
and i was fine going to a sex shop.
ive been to one before.
however,
being there for 2 hours made sally and jane very horny.
sally and jane are best friends.
and we all know that best friends should not have benefits
and that 2 studs just dont go together.
period.
but
once we got home,
they started touching on each other on a joke in front of me,
and it eventually ended in jane rubbing sally's clit in front of me,
until i excused myself and went to the living room.
awkward?
yesssss.
disgusting?
yesssss.
now anyone that knows me knows that im not easily made to feel awkward.
so for me to feel awkward speaks VOLUMES.
for reals.

anyways,
on to other ish,
im really loving the fitness center at my new apt complex.
its freaking awesome.
AND
its empty! yay!
haha.
its the little things that make me happy =]

i dont have any interesting celeb news really.
i picked up the new issue of People with Ellen and Portia on the cover.
Go buy one and support love!
heres a pic from the wedding,
which i find completely adorable.
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photo from justjared.com

i think thats all for today.
peace.
<33

Friday, August 22, 2008

orphan

another new jack's mannequin song that ive had stuck in my head.
i cannot stress enough how great the glass passenger is.
amazing!
buy it when it comes out!!

anyways,
i feel sick.
it sucks ass.
its like cramps mixed with the feeling of throwing up.
maybe its depression.
haha.
jk.
ima put it on my period and homesick-ness.
hehe.

onto other news,
gwen stefani gave her new baby boy a very feminine name.
and while there is an explanation behind the name,
no boy should
a. have 3 names and
b. have his first 2 names end in "a"
they named him zuma nesta rock rosdale.
no kid needs 3 names. seriously.
apparently they got zuma from zuma beach,
which is where gavin had his epiphany of what he was gonna do with his life.
nesta was bob marley's first name before immigration officials changed it to robert.
and rock is pretty self-explanitory.
either way,
i dont think a boy should have a name that ends with an "a."
but
congrats to the happy family!

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photo from justjared.com

so rachel mcadams and ryan gosling are back together.
isnt that the cutest news?
makes me wanna watch the notebook. haha.

ok.
i think im done blogging now.
byee!

Wednesday, August 20, 2008

sway

i didnt have a song stuck in my head like i normally do,
so i put my itunes on shuffle
and sway came on.
the micheal buble version.
while i love michael buble and the music he puts out,
i think ppl should really educate themselves and listen to the original versions.
fall in love with those =]

...
Like a flower bending in the breeze
Bend with me, sway with ease
When we dance you have a way with me
Stay with me, sway with me
....

how ironic.
a brandi carlile song just came on.
haha.
i guess even my itunes knows how much i love her.

anyways,
im continuing to listen to the new jacks CD.
i love it more and more with each listen.
if youd like the link for how to get it,
contact me.

so packing is a bitch.
i hate how im constantly moving my stuff in and out.
i feel like a nomad.
i never have a true home.
i will be so happy once im settled in irvine once again.
my new roommates are proving to be amazing.
and i get to live with jeanelle.
minus the drama of the girls who are taking our spots and Justine,
its all pretty good.
now i just need to decide if i wanna take my blue sheets or my red ones.
decisions decisions.
haha.
man,
life is hardd.

but seriously it is.
so apparently my job might cancel calling for the rest of the summer,
which would so fuck me over,
seeing as the only reason im going to irvine early is to work,
so i can pay for my rent.
life always has a way of biting me in the ass.
for reals.

ok. im done.
must try and pack.
hahahaha.

Tuesday, August 19, 2008

caves

so i just got the new Jack's Mannequin CD,
The Glass Passenger.
It is amazing.
Great sophomore effort.
Right now,
I have "Caves" playing.
I love this group,
they have endured so much.
However, what i enjoy most is that all their songs are driven by the piano.
Ive had the pleasure of seeing them live,
along with Paramore,
and they are incredible.
They put on such an amazing show.
They're engaging and actually sound how you would expect them.
Another one of my favorite songs is "American Love."
If you look around,
you can find the unreleased CD.
However, please support JM when theyre CD comes out in September!

On to other stuff,
now i know ive already posted something about the
DeGeneres-de Rossi Marriage,
but Ellen just released a message about how happy she is.
Ellen has fought through so much,
from coming out and getting her show canceled because of that
to having an ex who decided she was straight after all.
Her life as been far from easy,
and with Portia's eating disorder,
her life hasnt been easy either.
I can wait for the new issue of People to come out so we can see the pics
and for the new season of Ellen to start so we can see video.
Congrats for the newlyweds!

Im not too sure I have anything else to talk about,
so peace!!

Monday, August 18, 2008

my song

here i am
im so young
i know ive been bitter
ive been jaded and alone

another brandi carlile song.
i just cant help it.
she's so completely amazing.
i must have every song she's ever sang on my itunes.
im addicted.
listen to her.
download a couple of songs.
learn them. live them. love them.

anyways,
i dont really know why im blogging today,
other than to praise brandi.

so apparently,
on kanye's blog,
he voted scarlett johansson as his favorite white girl.
now,
while i do love scarlett and everything about her
...
her pouty lips, her blue eyes, her curvy waist, her amazing breasts
...
im not sure why she's kanye's fav white girl.
is it cuz she's competely hot?
is it cuz shes backing obama?
is it cuz he just plain loves her movies?
i mean, why?
he posts tons of pictures,
which leads me to believe that its becaise of the way she looks.
however,
many people in this industry are beautiful.
i mean,
are we forgetting the one and only angelina jolie?
duh.
she is drop dead gorgeous.
God took his time making her.
Not only is she psychically attractive, however,
but she's an active humanitarian.
c'mon.
i think id have to go with angelina before i went with scarlett,
though,
i do believe she'd come in 3rd,
right after miss kelly clarkson,
a true southern sweetheart.

Sunday, August 17, 2008

Josephine

so if you havent noticed by now,
all my entry titles are the title of a song.
currently.,
its a brandi carlile song.

...
take me back josephine
to that cold and dark december
i am missing someone
but i dont know who
now im standing alone
and im trying to remember
sometimes i wonder how i ever started loving you
...

beautiful, isnt it?

anyways,
on a very happy note,
im happy to spread the word that ellen and portia are now married!
nothing makes me happier than knowing that 2 ppl in love are finally able to get married.
everyone should learn from them,
love is love,
no matter what sex you or your partner are.
<33

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Friday, August 15, 2008

crushcrushcrush

rock n roll baby
dont you know that
we're all now
we need something to sing about.

word on the street is ellen and portia are slated to get married this weekend,
which is amazing.
i love them,
esp ellen.
she just seems so incredibly sincere.
plus, she really does deserve this after all she's gone through.
i could not be happier.
its ground breaking.
and freaking fantasmic.

on another note,
i was supposed to have a super huge and wonderful party this weekend,
which wont be happening anymore, sadly,
due to the fact that my dumbass roommate forgot to set up electricity.
grrr...

oh and ive learned that the lesbian world in orange county is freaking tiny!
like look at your fingernail on your baby toe.
thats how small it is.
so somehow my bff bry ended up meeting my friend/coworker heina through another mutual friend, julie. like as if this world wasnt small enough. seriously.
lifeeeee.
haha.

peace!

Wednesday, August 13, 2008

wake up america.

i lag on postings.
its all good tho.

so.
lets talk olympics yeah?
isnt michael phelps completely gorgeous?
he is so fucking completely hot.
its ridiculous.
i wanna have hot pool sex with him
and make tiny little phelps babies.
im not obsessed tho.
of course not.

so aside from phelps breaking all kinds of nearly impossible records,
its so fun just rooting for america.
i get such a kick from it.
it fuels my competitive side.
i love love love it.

getting away from the olympics,
isnt life just wonderful?
haha.
i freaking am in love with brandi carlile now that i know for fact she is lesbian.
lesbians are awesome.
what can i say?

so having been home all summer,
i started watching house on dvd for the first time ever.
its such a good show.
buttt
i always end up thinking theres probably like 100 different things wrong with me
that i dont know about yet.
i keep watching anyways.
maybe ill be able to self diagnose.
hmm...

other than house.
i watch kathy griffin
and
john and kate plus eight.
im in love with both.
i cant wait for the finale of kathy.
"suck it jesus!"

ok. i think im done.
i just wanted to update this.
ha.

peace.

<33

mmm...lily allen...