wake up america.

i lag on postings.
its all good tho.

so.
lets talk olympics yeah?
isnt michael phelps completely gorgeous?
he is so fucking completely hot.
its ridiculous.
i wanna have hot pool sex with him
and make tiny little phelps babies.
im not obsessed tho.
of course not.

so aside from phelps breaking all kinds of nearly impossible records,
its so fun just rooting for america.
i get such a kick from it.
it fuels my competitive side.
i love love love it.

getting away from the olympics,
isnt life just wonderful?
haha.
i freaking am in love with brandi carlile now that i know for fact she is lesbian.
lesbians are awesome.
what can i say?

so having been home all summer,
i started watching house on dvd for the first time ever.
its such a good show.
buttt
i always end up thinking theres probably like 100 different things wrong with me
that i dont know about yet.
i keep watching anyways.
maybe ill be able to self diagnose.
hmm...

other than house.
i watch kathy griffin
and
john and kate plus eight.
im in love with both.
i cant wait for the finale of kathy.
"suck it jesus!"

ok. i think im done.
i just wanted to update this.
ha.

peace.

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